Showing posts with label olliver perez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label olliver perez. Show all posts

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Are the Marx Brothers handling Oliver Perez?

Well, it's official. Ollie Perez to the DL. Maybe he'll be shuffled off to Buffalo. Then he has a phantom ice pack on his knee. Oh no, he's ok. He'll just be demoted to the bullpen. Oh wait, they have their stories straight and his knee has been a problem all year going back to Spring Training. So Ollie's on a plane to Port St. Lucie. At least we get Jon Niese up to start Friday.

I am really starting to think Chico Marx is leading the communication. Nobody could mangle the English language like Chico Marx.


The part I wanted to show runs from about 1:30 into the clip to about 4:00, but you could just watch it all. This is from the Marx Brothers movie Monkey Business.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

What in the name of Sir Allan H. Selig is going on here

I saw on ESPNEWS at dinner tonight that Ollie Perez blames the WBC for his woes this spring. Where do I begin?

You're a professional. You know what it takes to get you into shape for the season (yes, the season. the 6 months in the year that you get PAID to play baseball). you should know what to expect in the WBC (look at the schedule, and know you are NOT the only pitcher on the team).

it appears that Olliver Perez is not as smart as some other pitchers who CHOSE not to participate in the WBC.

I'll let the other bloggers take it from there.